Tell me, is it me, or did you already know about this?

I owe this new knowledge to my brother-in-law, Harlan, who was here last week for Thanksgiving. When he saw me in the kitchen fumbling with the Saran Wrap, he said, “You know, there is a way to keep the roll from popping out of the box every time you go to use it.”

Really?

Yes, really, and the answer is written on the end of the box, as Harlan pointed out. “Press Tab to Lock Ends,” it says, or “Press to Secure Roll.”

Like this:

Holy cow!

All these years of living, all this education, and I had no idea such technology existed! My question is, am I the only one who didn’t know? Please enter your answer in the poll to the right.

Feel free to let me down easy!